That is what’s being suggested by Australia’s Channel Nine, who clearly have no regard for people’s desire to keep their dinner down.
Even Peter Siddle doesn’t want to see Peter Siddle in his undercrackers. The thought of Simon Katich visibly confirming all jockstrap contents are fully contained sends a shiver down our spine.
But the chance that a freakish camera angle could bring the sight of Shane Watson’s hairless ‘barse’ to an unwitting public is too great a risk for anyone with an ounce of feeling for others.
Update: Anyone arriving here having Googled “Shane Watson’s hairless barse” – go away. You are not welcome here. You have the wrong kinds of profound psychological problems for this website.