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Month: August 2015

August 6, 2015 Australia / England

Stuart Broad tears Australia a new one

< 1 minute readEarly wickets are always key and with his 19th delivery, Stuart Broad struck. Of course he already had four wickets by that point and it didn’t take him too much longer to pick up another three. Was it a rain delay? Were these actually just highlights? No, because rain delays

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August 5, 2015 England

Bread in the toaster, kettle on and OH DEAR LORD NO!

2 minute readYou can run out of some foods without too much of a problem. You can always use a different kind of vinegar. You can make that marinade without oregano. Chilli con carne without kidney beans is perfectly acceptable. On the other hand, playing a Test match without James Anderon is

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August 4, 2015 Regulars

A budgerigar being conspicuously indifferent to cricket

< 1 minute readBalladeer writes: Recently my friend acquired a budgerigar, named Amigo. The second photograph I saw of said budgie was this: Crammed himself into his feeder. An Australian species of parrot, wearing the green-and-gold, with David Warner’s intelligence. Could you get more of an obvious Australian fan? I asked my friend

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August 3, 2015 Match report

England v Australia Edgbaston in 2005 – a 10th anniversary match report

2 minute readDandy Dan writes: The week before this Test, Will and I had been on a stag WEEK in Dublin. During the planning stages of this trip we had both been excited about this prospect. However, the reality was somewhat disappointing. The kindest thing to say is that the rest of

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August 1, 2015 Extras

Cricket needs to embrace independent governance rather than allowing itself to be run like some sort of 19th Century gentlemen’s club

2 minute readA couple of months ago, jaynefrancis pointed out to us that large parts of our bleak dystopian episodic cricket story about cricket administration had actually come true. As satire goes, it wasn’t the most subtle. Again and again, short term decisions are taken by caricatured men in suits with godawful

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