Do you know who makes the light meters that the umpires use to ruin people’s days? Do you? Do you? It’s only Megatron.
From the Megatron website: “Megatron manufactures photoelectric cells and instruments for measuring light.”
It’s a strange choice of career for a gun that can transform into a robot, but when you consider Megatron’s evil Decepticon nature, it starts to make sense that he’d manufacture tools of spoilsportery.
“Lesser creatures are the playthings of my will,” he once said, doubtless referring to his products’ unique ability to persuade an otherwise sentient group of people that it’s practically pitch black even when the sun’s out.
First he kills Optimus Prime, then he drags everyone off the field with the Windies following-on and two new batsmen at the crease. What a complete bastard.