“The spirit’s been good but maybe we need to draw on each other a little bit more.”
We used to draw on Chris during maths. At first we pretended to draw on the back of his neck. When he caught on that we were only pretending, we actually drew on him and in his ignorance he didn’t stop us.
Chris got his revenge when he and Tim took it in turns to write footballers’ names over the top of our homework. It was the one, solitary occasion when we’d actually done it. Mr Williams just sighed. He didn’t even shout.
We think Mr Williams might have given up on us prior to footballers-names-on-homework-gate.