Less tweediness from Strauss’s team mates

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Remember how Andrew Strauss was going to GET THE JOB DONE? Ceci sent more pictures, saying:

“Squire Hoggard and the chav Vaughan. KP however will always be an alien life form to me. I’d like to say the rough edges are there as an ironic statement, but of course I would be a big fat liar.”


This one we can take, even if the dog on the left is a bit… visible.

It's just so... smooth...

This is harder to take. Don’t look at the weirdly taut groin, whatever you do.

Would stand up to scrutiny in a court of law
And this one – we don’t know what to say about this one.

You people know that graphic designers read this site, don’t you? Imagine how they feel being so comprehensively outshone.


Mike Gatting wasn't receiving the King Cricket email when he dropped that ludicrously easy chance against India in 1993.


Why risk it when it's so easy to sign up?


  1. Ceci is, of course, famous on facebook for both her photoshopping and her disdain for KP – I’m looking forward to future appearances from Glovepuppet Jim and the Cherubs Wright & Broad….

  2. Ceci goes to all that trouble and all that you can manage for the first hover-caption is “Rural”?

  3. It was that or something else about it being a boy dog and we didn’t want to labour the point.

  4. Yes, I do see that it’s difficult, actually. You can’t even say “Hoggy and his bitches”.

  5. Ceci’s got this right. Perhaps if KP phoned home more often he might score more runs…

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