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Otherwise known as Alex Bowden, a lapsed cricket journalist who has written for ESPNCricinfo, wisden.com, Cricket 365, The Cricketer and plenty of other places. Links to some non-cricket writing and a bit more background here.
October 6, 2025 Australia / England

The 52nd most ridiculous Ashes moment: Mark Waugh replaces Steve Waugh

< 1 minute readWe originally pitched The 50 Most Ridiculous Ashes Moments as The 52 Most Ridiculous Ashes Moments in honour of Rob Key’s half century in the 2002 Boxing Day Test that so triumphantly denied Australia an innings victory and forced them to bat a second time. Alas, Affirm Press fought us

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October 3, 2025 England

Will Charlotte Edwards’ England play well enough to wash away all these meaningless lines in the sand they’ve been making?

2 minute readSand drawing is best left to the ni-Vanuatu. You want to make a line that people will pay attention to, etch it in stone or something. This time last year, England were knocked out of the T20 World Cup in the group stages. Their final match, against the West Indies,

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October 2, 2025 Match report

Match Report: Ireland vs England, 2nd T20, Malahide

< 1 minute readSend your match reports to king@kingcricket.co.uk. We’re only really interested in your own experience, so if it’s a professional match, on no account mention the cricket itself. (But if it’s an amateur match, feel free to go into excruciating detail.) Chuck writes… Malahide, cricket and I can only mean two

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September 29, 2025 Extras / Regulars

England’s and Australia’s top three most ridiculous Ashes captains

2 minute readNewer readers will be entirely unaware that we sometimes do a podcast with Australian writer, Dan Liebke, because we haven’t actually produced any episodes in almost two years. The sizeable gap came about because we’ve been spending all of our podcasting time writing a book together instead – The 50

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September 26, 2025 County cricket

You want the Haseeb Hameed you always imagined? Peter Moores can get you the Haseeb Hameed you always imagined

3 minute readThere are ways, dude. You don’t wanna know about it. Hell, he can get you the Haseeb Hameed you always imagined by three o’clock this afternoon. There are pluses and minuses to the coaching of Peter Moores, who has just taken Nottinghamshire to the 2025 County Championship title. It’s just

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September 24, 2025 Australia / England

Harry Brook’s Ashes all-rounder isn’t as good as Ben Stokes’s – but his fast bowling attack might be better

4 minute readThere is no Ashes tour moment quite so clean as the naming of the squad when the wheels are still on and everyone’s fully fit – everyone that is except for Ben Stokes (shoulder), Will Jacks (broken finger) and Mark Wood (most joints). Jacks is for us the most noteworthy

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September 22, 2025 County cricket

Seasonal fluctuations: Counties think it’s summer, but England say it’s winter

2 minute readWhat will Notts’ and Surrey’s best bowlers do this week with the County Championship on the line? One thing they won’t do is play cricket. Mid September is something of a seasonal warzone. Meterologists say it’s autumn, while astronomers say you’ve still got a week or two of summer until

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September 18, 2025 Australia / England

The three silliest things Andrew McDonald said about Pat Cummins this week

2 minute readLook, every publication’s got its own way of covering Pat Cummins’ back injury and its possible impact on his participation in the Ashes. This is ours. (For what it’s worth, we have long suspected that for all the column inches devoted to them both, Cummins and Ben Stokes won’t be

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September 15, 2025 County cricket

Are Surrey going to win the County Championship without hitting hundreds, taking wickets or winning games?

2 minute readThe draw is an unloved thing. No-one sings songs about finishing level because you’ve run out of time. You don’t get impassioned speeches of the oeuvre, ‘maybe it’ll rain this afternoon and we’ll get away with this one’. But draws are still important – some years more than others. Back

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September 11, 2025 County cricket

The answer! The County Championship’s structural problems SOLVED

3 minute readYou’re no doubt aware that the counties are currently having a big old argument about how to alter the County Championship for future seasons. (And if you aren’t already aware, you’d surely assume that was the case anyway, because when have they not been arguing about that?) It’s been said

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  1. Fred Grace on “Cocky Captain Complainer” and inadvisable fart-retention – Ashes Nonsense Watch | Part 1November 5, 2025

    As a West Australian, this is highly embarrassing. I apologise to all.

  2. Ged Ladd on “Cocky Captain Complainer” and inadvisable fart-retention – Ashes Nonsense Watch | Part 1November 5, 2025

    This is a fantastic BOGOF article, KC. The first part of it, "Cocky Captain Complainer", I had spotted on the…

  3. Ged Ladd on The “scary” future of women’s cricket? Maybe just a different flavour of healthy rejuvenating apocalypseNovember 4, 2025

    Historically, unexpected India wins in major tournaments have not led to a "scary changing of the guard" in terms of…

  4. King Cricket on World Cup Semi-Final: England v South Africa top order partnership rankingsNovember 3, 2025

    Appreciate the choice of backdrop (and purchase). Hope you enjoy it! If you don't, please blame Dan.

  5. A P Webster on World Cup Semi-Final: England v South Africa top order partnership rankingsNovember 3, 2025

    The book has arrived and is in fact a real physical thing (https://ibb.co/Xx213tqd for evidence) It's a sort of 'flexible…

RSS Animals being conspicuously indifferent to cricket

  • A cat continuing to maintain almost ostentatiously conspicuous indifference to cricket
  • Conspicuous indifference to Dan Lawrence’s gyrations from a human being
  • Is Winter (the cat) truly indifferent to cricket?

RSS Match reports

  • Match Report: Ireland vs England, 2nd T20, Malahide
  • Keep your enemies closer | a 2019 Edgbaston Ashes Test match report
  • Match report: Sixes, Fulham

RSS Cricket bats in unusual places

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  • A cricket bat in a Pigbag video
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  • World Cup Semi-Final: England v South Africa top order partnership rankings
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