Matt Prior: I feel a profound sense of frustration at the cruel manner of my dismissal. What ought a man do to combat this uneasy sensation?
Andrew Strauss: Smash that window, innit, brother.
Matt Prior: Alas, my calm disposition prevents me from committing such brutish acts.
At that exact moment, a spirit possessed a hammer and then lost itself in frenetic dancing, drunk on the joyful feelings associated with once again having physical form.
Inevitably, the window was broken and equally inevitably, Prior and Strauss took a blood oath to never speak the truth due to their extreme fear of scientists who ask too many questions.