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November 13, 2025 Australia / England

Joe Root’s efforts definitively prove that England do/don’t need a spinner for the first Ashes Test

2 minute read“I hear you’re England’s spin bowler now, Joe. How did you get interested in that type of thing? Should we all be England’s spin bowler now? What’s the official line?“ England’s perfunctory ‘tour match’ against England Lions is underway and all is becoming clearer, team selection-wise. Ollie Pope appears to

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November 11, 2025 Australia / England

Second chances, Average Joe and “the same sort of number three” | Ashes Nonsense Watch – Part 2

3 minute readA few more weeks of England players walking through airports and we’ll have a full XI of new nicknames. After kicking off with Cocky Captain Complainer last week, the West Australian has now seen fit to greet Joe Root by renaming him ‘Average Joe’ because his record in Australia is

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November 6, 2025 Australia / England

The 50 Most Ridiculous Ashes Moments is definitely out now – you should buy it for someone! (Possibly yourself)

2 minute readOur book, The 50 Most Ridiculous Ashes Moments, has now been officially released. You can (and should) buy it – it’s very funny. We can say that without being immodest because for all you know we might be solely referring to the bits co-author Dan Liebke wrote. (We’re not. Our

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November 5, 2025 Australia / England

“Cocky Captain Complainer” and inadvisable fart-retention – Ashes Nonsense Watch | Part 1

2 minute readRight. Looks like we’re properly underway when it comes to people talking bollocks about the Ashes, so we may as well start reporting on it. If you write a book about the Ashes with an Australian, one of the things you both notice is that you tend to have very

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November 3, 2025 Australia / India / South Africa

The “scary” future of women’s cricket? Maybe just a different flavour of healthy rejuvenating apocalypse

3 minute readIndia’s World Cup win seems to have ushered in visions of a new era of endless dominance for the winners. Alex Hartley and Ian Bishop both used the word ‘scary’ in reference to the team’s potential – but honestly, what’s to be scared of here? These expectations for the future

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October 29, 2025 Australia / England / Features

51. Michael Vaughan Declines A Crushing

6 minute readaka The Vaughan Supremacy As we’ve already told you (multiple times) we’ve got a book out, co-written with Dan Liebke: The 50 Most Ridiculous Ashes Moments. In it, we count down exactly what that title promises. But of course there have been far more than 50 ridiculous moments in the

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October 22, 2025 Australia / Cricket books | reviews and recommendations / England

Cummins, coffee, Christmas? Broad, beer, bog? Some FAQs about The 50 Most Ridiculous Ashes Moments

4 minute readWe’ve been asked a lot of questions about our book The 50 Most Ridiculous Ashes Moments. We’ve also made up a few. If you’ve any further questions, ask away in the comments section and maybe we’ll tackle them in a follow-up. 1. What’s it about? Come on, that’s not a

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October 6, 2025 Australia / England

The 52nd most ridiculous Ashes moment: Mark Waugh replaces Steve Waugh

< 1 minute readWe originally pitched The 50 Most Ridiculous Ashes Moments as The 52 Most Ridiculous Ashes Moments in honour of Rob Key’s half century in the 2002 Boxing Day Test that so triumphantly denied Australia an innings victory and forced them to bat a second time. Alas, Affirm Press fought us

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September 24, 2025 Australia / England

Harry Brook’s Ashes all-rounder isn’t as good as Ben Stokes’s – but his fast bowling attack might be better

4 minute readThere is no Ashes tour moment quite so clean as the naming of the squad when the wheels are still on and everyone’s fully fit – everyone that is except for Ben Stokes (shoulder), Will Jacks (broken finger) and Mark Wood (most joints). Jacks is for us the most noteworthy

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September 18, 2025 Australia / England

The three silliest things Andrew McDonald said about Pat Cummins this week

2 minute readLook, every publication’s got its own way of covering Pat Cummins’ back injury and its possible impact on his participation in the Ashes. This is ours. (For what it’s worth, we have long suspected that for all the column inches devoted to them both, Cummins and Ben Stokes won’t be

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  1. Balladeer on Joe Root’s efforts definitively prove that England do/don’t need a spinner for the first Ashes TestNovember 13, 2025

    At least they're not a bit fast-medium. (checks descriptions of Atkinson, Tongue, Stokes in Cricinfo) oh God

  2. daneel on Joe Root’s efforts definitively prove that England do/don’t need a spinner for the first Ashes TestNovember 13, 2025

    Tour's off to a great start, I see.

  3. Tim on Joe Root’s efforts definitively prove that England do/don’t need a spinner for the first Ashes TestNovember 13, 2025

    It's all double bluff and mind games. Particularly the bit where Matthew Potts hit 25 off one over from Joe…

  4. King Cricket on Second chances, Average Joe and “the same sort of number three” | Ashes Nonsense Watch – Part 2November 13, 2025

    He really should rebrand as Mark Wouldn't.

  5. A P Webster on Second chances, Average Joe and “the same sort of number three” | Ashes Nonsense Watch – Part 2November 13, 2025

    I wasn't so naive to think Mark Wood would manage a whole Test without some sort of injury. I was…

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