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Category: Australia

January 31, 2025 Australia / England

Not enough weekend beach sport? Jon Lewis needs to have a proper think about why England grassed seven chances in one day

3 minute readDid England drop seven chances today because the British idea of beach sport is going down the arcades and spending half an hour on one of those penny pusher games? Probably not, but there must be some reason why they’ve arrived at the wheelless phase of an Ashes tour. Lack

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January 30, 2025 Australia / Features

In praise of the matter-of-fact dynamism of Travis Head

7 minute readIs there a less showy attacking batter than Australia’s Travis Head? Australia picked a new opener not so long ago – a couple of them actually. The second one was Sam Konstas, who quickly concluded that the best way to counter the world’s best fast bowler was by repeatedly attempting

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January 24, 2025 Australia / England

‘Fitness? Actually we’re inferior in *loads* of areas’ says Jon Lewis after England lose the Ashes

3 minute readWe’re not sure this is the effective rebuttal he thinks it is. England have been criticised for their fitness both before and during this Ashes capitulation, but head coach Jon Lewis says they didn’t lose because of that – there are in fact loads of other reasons why they’ve lost

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January 20, 2025 Australia / England

Heather Knight’s slightly odd reaction to failing to reclaim the Ashes

3 minute readEngland don’t change captains too often. The previous one, Charlotte Edwards, made her international debut in 1996 and served as captain from 2005 until 2016 when current captain, Heather Knight, took over. Knight has previously said she’s grown more relaxed as a leader over time because she believes that’s what

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January 14, 2025 Australia / England

Ashes, second ODI: Really, if we’re honest, England just wanted the defeat more than Australia

2 minute readAt the end of the day, England just wanted it more. Australia showed serious appetite for defeat when they shipped their last eight wickets for 49 runs, but England responded well and crucially held their nerve at the death. Having already successfully lost the first Ashes match (an ODI) by

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December 30, 2024 Australia / India

Overnight analysis: Australia v India Boxing Day Test

4 minute readWe can’t tell you how much of our life we’ve sunk into looking at Test match scorecards, thinking about them a bit and then talking to people about what’s been going on in those games. This colossal time investment in one of our greatest passions has been almost infinitely less

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December 23, 2024 Afghanistan / Australia / India / Pakistan / South Africa / Zimbabwe

The 2024 Festivus holding page: The Boxing Day Tests

2 minute readNo idea why artificial intelligence saw fit to make our Festivus cricket image so UK-centric, but who are we – a mere human – to question its wisdom. It’s trawled through and exploited far more intellectual property than we ever will. To very quickly bring you up to speed on

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December 16, 2024 Australia / England / India / New Zealand

At least Zak Crawley has momentum

3 minute readWe appear to be back to what we call the Gaylian definition of ‘momentum’ where there’s a hard reset every Test match and recent history is more or less bunk. (Unless you’re Zak Crawley, of course, in which case momentum is very real and you’re almost certainly going to get

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December 5, 2024 Australia / India

Rohit Sharma has seen Steve Smith’s stellar recent success and he wants a piece of it

2 minute read“I hear you’re a middle order batter now, Rohit. How did you get interested in that type of thing?” Before this Australia-India series, we reported how failing failure Steve Smith was going to hide down the order following his abject failure as a Test opener. The move has gone really,

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November 25, 2024 Australia / India

Jasprit Bumrah v Australia’s top four

3 minute readWould it be fair to say that Jasprit Bumrah had the better of Australia’s top order in Perth? Not really. Not unless you also feel the Death Star had the better of Alderaan. So is there any cause for optimism for these batters beyond the timeless fallback, “well surely it

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    Cricket from the Chappelli era has strangely been on my mind lately, as yesterday I wrote up my experience witnessing…

  2. A P Webster on Mutual dullness shall pass, but for now Australia and England deserve each other | an Ashes 5th Test previewJanuary 2, 2026

    A Test starting on a Sunday (local time) just feels a bit odd. England have played a Sunday-starting Test at…

  3. Pettsvaldo on Mutual dullness shall pass, but for now Australia and England deserve each other | an Ashes 5th Test previewJanuary 2, 2026

    This one, that is... https://www.espncricinfo.com/story/memo-to-australia-and-england-honour-the-format-that-has-elevated-you-1517475 He goes too far (Chappelli? Too far? Never) but actual Test cricket breaking out occasionally…

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    Well said. I'm skirting the edge of churlishness regarding McCullumism when I say this but I have some sympathy for…

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