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February 12, 2010 Regulars

Several cricket items in a slightly unusual place‏

2 minute readDandy Dan writes: In the Conan Doyle, a pub at the top of Leith Walk in Edinburgh, there is this: Now, before you ask, I have no idea where the third stump is. Or how someone managed to throw a cricket ball at the bat at just the right moment

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February 4, 2010 Match report

England v Australia, third Test, day four – match report

3 minute readLisa writes: I was sitting upstairs on the bus with TMS on my headphones on my way to meet some friends in the pub when a middle-aged gentleman came up the stairs and started handing out what looked like flyers. Grateful that the headphones meant I didn’t have to say

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January 29, 2010 Match report

England v Australia 5th Test match report – day four

3 minute readDandy Dan writes: This match report has been written some months after the event so apologies if the details are a little hazy. Whilst holidaying at my friend Ben’s parent’s house this August, in rural France, about two hours east of La Rochelle, we decided to have a Test of

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December 8, 2009 Regulars

A post about Flintoff and socks because frankly we can’t be arsed

< 1 minute readMaybe it’s all the seasonal ales that we knocked back over the weekend, but we’ve lost a bit of enthusiasm this week. Christmas beers are always about three times as strong as normal beer – presumably because you need to be completely leathered to endure the festive period. So, because

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December 1, 2009 Match report

Royal Challengers Bangalore v Cape Cobras match report

2 minute readDapper Dan writes: My day began as most of my days have begun recently: Girlfriend’s alarm goes off at 6.15am, she gets up, goes in shower, I go back to sleep. Girlfriend leaves for work approximately 7.15am, wakes me up to say goodbye, I go back to sleep. Sunlight in

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November 3, 2009 Australia / Regulars

Warney finds the ball

< 1 minute read“Here it is!” “It was tucked between two of my rolls of flab.”

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October 21, 2009 Match report

Another match report from Old Trafford Cricket Ground

2 minute readBert writes: WARNING – This match report contains some mention of the actual cricket. Trust me, it’s relevant. Those who are easily upset should discard this report now. Bert Jr and I returned to Old Trafford on day four. This time, we sat in the pavilion. At lunch some rather

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October 15, 2009 Match report

Lancashire v Durham County Championship match report

2 minute readBert writes: It’s the school holidays, so I decided to take my six-year-old son, Bert, to his first live cricket experience (I believe that is what they are called these days). It was day two of the County Championship match between Lancs and Durham, so that seemed ideal. Being the

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October 2, 2009 Match report

Panthers v Lightning Pro40 match report

2 minute readTim writes: Riding on the crest of the Ashes wave and generally high both in spirit and days of annual leave to take before September, my good friend Thomas and I decided to go and enjoy the last days of English summertime in a most traditional way; watching men in

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October 1, 2009 Regulars

Everyone suddenly becomes aware that the stumps are liable to explode

< 1 minute readNo-one was quite sure what it was, but everyone agreed that it was very clear that the stumps suddenly seemed like they were going to explode. Billy Bowden backed away. Monty Panesar attempted to protect himself with his oversized hands and AB de Villiers just threw himself to the ground.

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