Darren Gough’s sinister offer

Darren Gough

It’s a shoe.

We’re not scared of a shoe, Darren. There’s nothing wrong with having a shoe. It’s not like you’re trying to get us hooked on class A drugs or something.

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14 Appeals

  1. Look at his eyes, Darren Gough thinks he is some sort of cricket Derren Brown and you WILL belive that it is not a shoe it is something else something you really want.

  2. is the shoe massive, or is it a trick of the lens?

  3. Well, you know what they say about men with big feet…

  4. Big metatarsals?

  5. It’s hard for them to find shoes?

  6. Clowns?

  7. Talented fast bowlers AND ballroom dancers?

  8. if you look closely you can see he is not actually holding it up, it’s just floating next to his finger tips…

  9. Nope. Big socks.

    “Look into my shoe, not around the shoe…”

  10. i dunno maybe its just making light of the fact that he was never the tallest

  11. I can’t stop myself being drawn beyond the shoe and to his earring. I don’t know why – it’s not even especially sparkly – but I have to block out the earring in order to focus on any other part of the photo.

  12. What’s going on with his right hand too?

    Mummy, mummy! Make the scary man go away!

  13. hang on a sec – is he very, very subtly giving the finger?

  14. maybe, but I was more looking at his little finger.

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