Matthew Hayden finally talks about himself in the third person

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You can tell he’s the kind of person that does that just by looking at his face.

It’s okay, we’ve looked at his face to bring you that information, so you don’t need to subject yourself to the same torment.

He was saying something about Harbhajan Singh at the time. It’s not entirely clear what.

“In a lot of ways, to me off-field, if that’s affecting him that’s a good thing for Hayden because I don’t feel like I’m harbouring any massive resentment.”

He doesn’t feel like he’s harbouring any massive resentment. If he’s not totally certain, we can let him know about some of the symptoms of harbouring a massive resentment.

One of the main symptoms is that you devote entire pages on your website to things that you never bothered writing about when a former England captain did them, because you thought it was boring when he did it, yet you find yourself BURNING UP WITH THE HATRED when this other person does the exact same thing.

DON'T BE LIKE GATT!

Mike Gatting wasn't receiving the King Cricket email when he dropped that ludicrously easy chance against India in 1993.

Coincidence?

Why risk it when it's so easy to sign up?

3 comments

  1. He’s been reading your column o King and is now so filled with self-loathing he has to talk his complete bollox in the third person.

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