Media cheat sheet for England cricketers

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The Ashes is all about propaganda, so we have produced a handy media cheat sheet for England’s cricketers. It is over at Cricinfo.

The article currently seems to be ‘big on Facebook’. We’re not on Facebook, so we don’t really know what that means. As far as we can tell, it must mean that people are looking at pictures of it drunk at some party or other.

Poor Media Cheat Sheet Article. It doesn’t understand Facebook’s labyrinthine privacy settings. It didn’t ask to have its intoxicated tomfoolery on display for the delectation of a shadowy cabal of internet stalkers.

DON'T BE LIKE GATT!

Mike Gatting wasn't receiving the King Cricket email when he dropped that ludicrously easy chance against India in 1993.

Coincidence?

Why risk it when it's so easy to sign up?

3 comments

  1. that was alright. I’m trying to restrain myself from using the word “good” but aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh dammit

  2. I enjoyed it too and pictured them hitting the ground running down the corridor of uncertainty and then stamping their authority on the game.

  3. I’m distressed that momentum has been relegated and I wasn’t even consulted.

    Try eating your own dog food, KC.

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