What, like as a prize or something?
No. Highveld Lions are a South African domestic side.
So he’s not being paid in big cats then?
Are you keeping an eye on his performances?
So how’s he been doing? Why haven’t you reported anything?
Er, well… he’s been okay.
Would you say that he’s taken 15 wickets at an average of 39.06?
Do you think that this question and answer format made this non-news any more palatable for the readers?
Not really. A couple of them might have got further down the page before they realised nothing was going to happen though.
Won’t they just be more annoyed because of that?
Is that what really matters to you? That you’ve got on people’s nerves more than usual?
Yes. That is one of the few things that makes us happy.