Shane Warne and Liz Hurley in the News of the World

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Yeah mate, and then I flipper over and give her the full tossWe had rather foolishly assumed that the ‘Shane Warne might make a comeback’ story would be the stupidest Shane Warne story of the week.

But no.

Apparently, model and actress-who-gets-by-pretty-much-solely-on-her-looks, Liz Hurley, has been having ‘an affair’ with our favourite swollen-looking Antipodean cartoon character.

What constitutes an affair? If people of different genders both agree that the crackers they’re eating are a bit dry, that’s usually enough for the News of the World.

In other equally credible news, Brad Haddin has married one of the Chuckle Brothers in a secret ceremony while Shane Watson has devised a revolutionary technique for prenatal DNA testing.


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  1. That’s about sums it KC,the media and the chavs that are attracted by this sort of drivel.
    Anyway,I thought Mr.Warne was too pokered to have a liason.

  2. A highly public man with an eye for a pretty woman has paired up with an attractive woman with a desperate need for publicity . What could they possibly see in each other?

  3. Liz Hurley is starting to look like a female impersonsator and there’s always been something of the pantomime dame about Warney.

    Perhaps they’re rehearsing Priscilla, Queen of the Desert behind closed doors. 😉

  4. Not to forget Australia lost 2 matches in perth to two decent teams.

    Will be surprised if England *do not* beat Australia.

  5. SHANE WARNE is an anagram of “AN ANSWER, HE?” which goes a long way towards explaining the debate in Australian cricket right now.

    Looking at this relationship, we see a darker side to things. WARNE HURLEY is an anagram of “WHERE URN LAY”, which definitely suggests a plot of some sort relating to the Ashes. If you take their full names (SHANE WARNE LIZ HURLEY) you can see that she has become obsessed with old footage of the blond one playing Ashes cricket – “HAIL HAZY URN NEWSREEL.”

    “ZANY WELSH URINAL HERE” is one I’m still working on.

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