For clarity, ‘around here’ means ‘the world’.
The County Championship brings with it certain privileges. This year, the champions have the right to dictate what everyone in the entire world should eat for breakfast.
Lancashire are champions, so there will be no more muesli, no more toast with jam, no more cornflakes, no more Golden Grahams. From now on, we will all eat throdkin to break our fast.
Throdkin doesn’t have a great presence on the internet. It’s so low key that we can include pretty much the whole of the Wikipedia entry for it and you are basically up to speed:
“Throdkin is a traditional breakfast food of the Fylde, Lancashire, England. It consists of a dough of oatmeal and water pressed into a pie plate, topped with pieces of fat bacon, and baked. It was cut into wedges tart-style for serving.”
So there you go. Get cracking.
Lancashire are county champions and life is better already.