< 1 minute read My memory of last night is a tad hazy. My knuckles are wrapped in bandaging and I think I must have thumped a table in delight when the captain announced that I was to open the batting today. For his part, the captain is missing this match after some sort
Continue readingMonth: October 2010
Mark Greatbatch assesses New Zealand’s performance in Bangladesh
< 1 minute read “We played like dicks really.” Punditry is far from dead.
Continue readingStuart Broad’s going to need…
< 1 minute read More ties! From Stuart Broad’s Twitter feed: “There can’t be a worse advert at the moment than Just For Men! ‘I’m gonna need more ties!’” We are currently in a ‘love’ phase in our ever evolving relationship with the ‘more ties’ advert. Broad probably watches less cricket than we do,
Continue readingWho is Xavier Doherty?
< 1 minute read Who ISN’T Xavier Doherty? Friends of ours will tell you that one of our less endearing characteristics is a propensity to ask meaningless rhetorical questions when responding to direct requests for information. Friend: “Which turning is it?” Us: “Which turning ISN’T it?” Friend: “Where did you get that prosciutto from?”
Continue readingEngland v Pakistan at the Oval – match report
2 minute read String writes: I went to the fourth day of the Pakistan test at the Oval with Price, Dandy Dan and our friend Will. Anticipating sun, and wanting to protect my thinly covered scalp, I decided to wear my Ashes hat from the 1993 series. My Dad bought it for me
Continue readingLaurence Elderbrook: all-rounder
2 minute read Since being in Australia, I have once again been working on my bowling. A prodigiously gifted spinner in my youth, I shamefully neglected my art being as batting was my stronger suit. However, the hard pitches here lend themselves to my wizardry and it pleases me to see batsmen perplexed
Continue readingHow the ECB made its BIG DECISIONS about county cricket
< 1 minute read ECB Bod: Right, okay. We’re here to sort out this mess that we call county cricket. First of all: what’s the problem? ECB Fella: Well it’s too much cricket, isn’t it? We’ve commissioned 15 studies, asked the players, asked the media, asked the fans, asked this guy with sticks in
Continue readingThe average one-day series
< 1 minute read Some players injured, some players rested, ‘trying out options’ ahead of the World Cup, introducing younger players. The reasons are varied, the teams are shit. Take a look at the Australia team from their last one-day international and then take Mike Hussey out as well, because he’s going back to
Continue readingImagine you’re Shane Warne
< 1 minute read We’ll give you a minute or two to get to grips with that. You can come back later if it’s too much to take in at once. For those of you who are okay, we’ll continue. So you’re Shane Warne. With your reputation, would you choose to put this image
Continue readingFoo picked for West Indies A-team
< 1 minute read Do we pity him? We were brought up to believe that a foo’ was someone to be pitied and the one place where we wouldn’t expect to find one would be in an A-team. This actually is political correctness gone mad – employing a foo’ as a key component in
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