Imagine you’re Shane Warne

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So you’re Shane Warne. With your reputation, would you choose to put this image in a prominent position on your website?

'Come round when you've finished inserting catheters and wiping old people's arses'

You’re Shane Warne. Tell us what you’re texting and to whom.

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9 Appeals

  1. You’ve considered the possibility – if not probability – that Shane Warne neither personally works on nor gives a shit about the pictures on his website?

  2. King Cricket

    October 20, 2010 at 10:52 am

    Shane Warne is a skilled web developer. What the hell are you talking about?

    And he DEFINITELY writes his blog. You can’t teach punctuation like that.

  3. Shane is texting in his latest tweet:

    “…& with my right hand…”

  4. He’s not texting. He’s *pretending* to be texting to stop people asking him where he got those super-bitchin’ shades.

  5. Has he just recieved one of Ashey Cole’s “special” picture messages?

  6. ” Yeah the Doc. gave me some pills, but I think he’s taking the p*** “

  7. Inbox: From SWARNEY

    Yeah I’m not saying that, all I’m saying is that Murali’s action…

  8. “ahh those mother of two …”

  9. I am Shane Warne. Aum. I am Shane Warne. Aum. I am Shane Warne.

    Question #1: Would I put that photo on my web site?
    Answer: You’re joking, mate? My hair looks great, it even looks like I have hair. What a stupid question !!!

    Question #2: What am I texting?
    Answer: RU solo ? wotU warin ? lol I’m n my daks. lol l%k @ my pic !!!!!

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