< 1 minute read Life’s about compromise. That’s what we’ll tell our kids when we take them to Lancashire v Yorkshire and buy them an ice cream between them instead of splashing out on Alton Towers tickets. If the Battotron 9000 averages 50, but has to be bolted to the floor in order to
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Virat Kohli middles it
< 1 minute read Virat Kohli went a bit Nathan Astle earlier. In fact, we’re pretty sure Mahela Jayawardene said that he ‘batted out of his skins’ which raises the possibility that Kohli isn’t human. India needed to chase down Sri Lanka’s total within 40 overs in order to secure the bonus point that
Continue readingTaking stock of England’s tour against Pakistan
< 1 minute read Well, we would take stock, only there’s NO TIME. England announce the squad for their next tour later today. England’s fixture list frightens us. We once planned to buy a toothbrush one day and toothpaste the following day because we needed to spread out our tasks to fill the week.
Continue readingMS Dhoni and Virender Sehwag – do they want to punch each other’s lights out?
< 1 minute read India’s tour of Australia has been a bit poo. They have lost a lot of cricket matches and as a result of all this losing, some of the players are getting tetchy with each other. The media are gleefully pouncing on the tetchiness and seem to be weaving a few
Continue readingPakistan v England in Abu Dhabi match report
2 minute read Bradders writes: This was a curious day on which I learnt much. It began however, if not badly, certainly disappointingly. I shouldn’t complain of course seeing as it was a free day out but when you get an unexpected invite to a ‘Corporate Networking Day’ which just happens to be
Continue readingEngland might keep their one-day openers
2 minute read You go away for a few days and the unthinkable happens. England at least appear to have settled on a pair of one-day openers. It’s like we’ve been to a faraway planet and have returned to a parallel earth. We had to switch Radio 1 on for a minute just
Continue readingTino Best cups his balls in his left hand
< 1 minute read A ‘balls’ joke. You can tell we’re on holiday.
Continue readingWatch the bail, Ricky
< 1 minute read As most of you know, this site uses pictures taken by Sarah Ansell. While perusing her site last week, we found this beauty: We like the way the ball is behind his head. As a batsman, it’s never good to have the ball behind your head. This is never more
Continue readingMichael Clarke ain’t all that
< 1 minute read A lot of people are backtracking on Michael Clarke’s captaincy. He was astonishingly unpopular when he got the job – largely on the grounds that he looks like he drinks Smirnoff Ice – but many Australians seem to have warmed to him, what with all the wins and all. On
Continue readingWe’re away for a few days
< 1 minute read We’re going to the Lakes. But it’s okay, we’ve got stuff written and ready to go. You might well ask why we didn’t use some of that stuff yesterday. Well, er, it was already scheduled for next week and we, er… dunno. Shut up. This opens up the delightful possibility
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