And it’s been leaked!
We don’t really know what a dossier is. Is it just a piece of paper with a list on it?
Whatever it is, it contains some staggering revelations:
- Australian bowlers are going to bowl some bouncers
- Australian cricketers are going to call an opponent names
Apparently, the second one’s the exciting one. The terms to be used are not actually stated, but we have reason to believe that they will include “flaming galah” and possibly even extend as far as “knobhead”.
The most astonishing thing about this story is the fact that Cricket Australia has actually managed to take the decision to “leak” a dossier. Imagine how many committee meetings and approval emails from management figures that must have necessitated.
We can only conclude that they’re absolutely bricking it about playing South Africa.