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October 13, 2022 Australia / England

Shane Watson’s legendary front pad, the worst piece of cricket in Test history + more

< 1 minute readEpisode two of the 2013 Ridiculous Ashes has gone up this week. It focuses on the second Test, which England won by a long, long way going by conventional cricket metrics, but which featured a strong showing from the tourists in ridiculous terms. We’ve a couple of videos to share

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October 5, 2022 Australia / England / Features

The 2013 Ridiculous Ashes

2 minute readWe do a podcast with Dan Liebke in which we revisit the funnier moments of historic Ashes series. It’s called The Ridiculous Ashes and the latest series, focusing on England’s memorable 2013 win, is now underway. Have a listen! (Or don’t, if you’re busy. It’s not going to be significantly

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October 3, 2022 England / Pakistan

All downhill from here | a Pakistan v England T20 series recap

4 minute readA seven-match T20 series wouldn’t ordinarily be an appealing prospect, but the sheer novelty of England playing Pakistan in Pakistan never really wore off. Does this mean that seven-match limited overs series are a legitimate and appealing thing to schedule? Yes, absolutely. Provided you haven’t toured one of the major

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September 26, 2022 England / Pakistan

Haris Rauf has a look and no respect for physics

2 minute readHaris Rauf looks tired. Not sleepy tired. The kind of tired where you have no patience for anything. The kind of tired where if you say the wrong thing he will very quickly go from quiet and reserved to absolutely going off his head at you in a highly terrifying

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September 14, 2022 England / Features

12 England things that happened in the summer of 2022 – maybe they tell a story of some kind (or maybe they don’t)

6 minute readWe did this last year, reasoning that a collage of moments from England’s home season might somehow paint a broader picture of where they stand right now. It feels like it does a little bit – but then who knows what’ll come next. New dawns are widely regarded as immaculately

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September 12, 2022 England / South Africa

Ollie Robinson’s wicket celebration is becoming very familiar

2 minute readOllie Robinson doesn’t do his pointing upper-cut celebration every time he takes a wicket, but he does it often enough that it certainly feels like he does. Plenty of bowlers have had signature celebrations over the years – little sequences of actions they reflexively do in response to each dismissal.

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September 9, 2022 England / South Africa

Rain and reign and the annual carry-over Test

< 1 minute readIs this a thing now? Is the scheduled last Test of each summer forever destined to be played the following year? We’re jumping the gun here, but there’s at least some sort of a chance we’re going to have to run a Sim Series here, isn’t there? After first rain

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September 7, 2022 England / South Africa

It’s Harry Brook’s turn at the bar

2 minute readAfter one innings victory apiece, the third and final Test between England and South Africa will surely end up either a high-scoring draw or a low-scoring tie. England’s new number five, Harry Brook, would presumably prefer the former as all things being equal that increases the chances he’ll make a

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September 2, 2022 England

Dropping Jason Roy means England have finally achieved their 2007 goals

2 minute readIt was coming. It’s happened. England have named their T20 World Cup squad and they’ve dropped Jason Roy. In keeping with this website’s policy of actively spurning all the audience-attracting potential of writing about a topic when it’s “hot,” we said pretty much all we want to say about this

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August 24, 2022 England

Ollie Robinson has been given a golden opportunity to develop a new ailment

< 1 minute readThat feels the most likely outcome here. You pick Ollie Robinson and generally something goes wrong with him. This time around our money’s on – ooh, let’s see – auto-brewery syndrome. To whisk through Robinson’s last few months once again, it’s gone back spasm, back spasm, tooth infection, food poisoning,

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  1. Buttface on The 2025 Festivus holding page: The Boxing Day TestDecember 29, 2025

    Yeah, well, that was that I suppose. Was so unimpressed that it's taken me to what would have been the…

  2. Ged Ladd on The 2025 Festivus holding page: The Boxing Day TestDecember 27, 2025

    I hope you’re not suggesting that Geoffrey’s mum could do better than that with a stick of rhubarb, Tim.

  3. King Cricket on The 2025 Festivus holding page: The Boxing Day TestDecember 27, 2025

    Merry Day After Boxing Day Testmas, JJE!

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    I know it’s hard, with finances dictating everything, but I wish we could have Boxing Day tests in Australia, South…

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    Oh Ged. Just think of Geoffrey, he always slows things down

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