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January 7, 2011 Australia

Another reason why Australia lost the Ashes

< 1 minute readBeer sales are down. Moisturiser sales are through the roof. The metrosexualisation of Australian society has damaged the cricket team immeasurably. No-one eats steak any more; they all eat scallops in an Indonesian-style jus. When Simon Katich isn’t in Sydney, male body hair in the city is down by a

January 7, 2011 Uncategorised

Three innings victories and one Ashes win

< 1 minute readOn balance, you would have to say that this tour of Australia probably went a bit better than expected. Which is better: winning or doing it in such a way that Australia look shit? Don’t answer that. You don’t have to. You can have both.

January 6, 2011 England

When the England cricket team became ruthless

< 1 minute readWe’ve always asked that England become more ruthless. Now it seems to be happening and by the jackal head of Anubis it’s a good feeling. England have been good before, but in continually passing 500 and repeatedly recording innings victories over the course of the 2010-11 Ashes, they’ve added something

January 6, 2011 England

You’ll miss Paul Collingwood more than you think

< 1 minute readWe’ll do a proper Paul Collingwood retirement post in a few days. For now, the cricket comes first. Which is as it should be. Anyone feeling sad that he’s fallen into retirement after diminishing returns with the bat would do well to remember the kind of man he is. He

January 5, 2011 South Africa

Jacques Kallis would genuinely score more runs than you with his eyes closed

< 1 minute readYesterday, we wrote about Steyn and Tendulkar, but there’s another modern great on display in that match. Like Tendulkar, Jacques Kallis seems to have reached an even loftier plane in middle age. You’ll need to go to another website to see the statistics about his recent form, but take it

January 5, 2011 England

Ian Bell, James Anderson and doing a bit better when things aren’t in your favour

2 minute readIt’s always tempting to judge players on their best days, but with anything long-term – a cricket career, a relationship, an overnight stint watching the Ashes on TV – a better form of evaluation is to look at what happens when things aren’t in your favour. You learn a lot

January 4, 2011 South Africa

Dale Steyn doesn’t have a loosener

< 1 minute readIt’s yet another amazing thing about Dale Steyn that he’s pretty damn likely to slice in and arc the first ball of the day past the batsman’s outside edge. He doesn’t really do looseners. Our own approach to starting work is more like that of Peter Gibbons, who explains how

January 4, 2011 India / South Africa

Dale Steyn versus Sachin Tendulkar in an abbreviated title bout

< 1 minute readThere’s a great Test series taking place in South Africa at the moment and we’re gutted that we’re missing so much of it because of the Ashes. It’s like when you get carried away ordering takeaway. The leftovers won’t keep for a week, so you’ve got to make some tough

January 4, 2011 Australia / England

Cake having and eating

< 1 minute readMost of us find that part of the joy of cricket is that there’s always something to talk about. When a match is in the balance, you can pick it apart for hours trying to work out which team’s more likely to win. In the past, we’ve also found it

January 3, 2011 Extras

Geoff Boycott fourth Test Ashes prediction failure

< 1 minute readSam writes: First morning of the fourth Test on Test Match Special. Geoff Boycott: “I can’t see any way England are going to win this.” Jonathan Agnew: “We’ve only had 12 minutes!” Geoff Boycott: “Well, I’m supposed to know what I’m talking about. That’s why I’m the expert and you’re