King Cricket

November 1, 2010 England

An interview with an England cricketer

< 1 minute readNo-one in particular, it’s just ‘generic England cricketer’. “It’s going to be tough in the Ashes, but we’re all looking forward to it. We’re going to enjoy the tour and we’re going to enjoy the experience. The great thing about this group of players is that we’re all really, really

October 29, 2010 Regulars

Laurence Elderbrook gives a lesson in opening the batting

< 1 minute readMy memory of last night is a tad hazy. My knuckles are wrapped in bandaging and I think I must have thumped a table in delight when the captain announced that I was to open the batting today. For his part, the captain is missing this match after some sort

October 28, 2010 New Zealand

Mark Greatbatch assesses New Zealand’s performance in Bangladesh

< 1 minute read“We played like dicks really.” Punditry is far from dead.

October 27, 2010 England

Stuart Broad’s going to need…

< 1 minute readMore ties! From Stuart Broad’s Twitter feed: “There can’t be a worse advert at the moment than Just For Men! ‘I’m gonna need more ties!’” We are currently in a ‘love’ phase in our ever evolving relationship with the ‘more ties’ advert. Broad probably watches less cricket than we do,

October 26, 2010 Australia

Who is Xavier Doherty?

< 1 minute readWho ISN’T Xavier Doherty? Friends of ours will tell you that one of our less endearing characteristics is a propensity to ask meaningless rhetorical questions when responding to direct requests for information. Friend: “Which turning is it?” Us: “Which turning ISN’T it?” Friend: “Where did you get that prosciutto from?”

October 25, 2010 Match report

England v Pakistan at the Oval – match report

2 minute readString writes: I went to the fourth day of the Pakistan test at the Oval with Price, Dandy Dan and our friend Will. Anticipating sun, and wanting to protect my thinly covered scalp, I decided to wear my Ashes hat from the 1993 series. My Dad bought it for me

October 22, 2010 Regulars

Laurence Elderbrook: all-rounder

2 minute readSince being in Australia, I have once again been working on my bowling. A prodigiously gifted spinner in my youth, I shamefully neglected my art being as batting was my stronger suit. However, the hard pitches here lend themselves to my wizardry and it pleases me to see batsmen perplexed

October 21, 2010 County cricket

How the ECB made its BIG DECISIONS about county cricket

< 1 minute readECB Bod: Right, okay. We’re here to sort out this mess that we call county cricket. First of all: what’s the problem? ECB Fella: Well it’s too much cricket, isn’t it? We’ve commissioned 15 studies, asked the players, asked the media, asked the fans, asked this guy with sticks in

October 21, 2010 Australia / India

The average one-day series

< 1 minute readSome players injured, some players rested, ‘trying out options’ ahead of the World Cup, introducing younger players. The reasons are varied, the teams are shit. Take a look at the Australia team from their last one-day international and then take Mike Hussey out as well, because he’s going back to

October 20, 2010 Australia

Imagine you’re Shane Warne

< 1 minute readWe’ll give you a minute or two to get to grips with that. You can come back later if it’s too much to take in at once. For those of you who are okay, we’ll continue. So you’re Shane Warne. With your reputation, would you choose to put this image