Ricky Ponting with a bat in his mouth

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Ricky Ponting and a bat and the bat's in his mouth

This is what we’ve come up with:

(1) Ricky Ponting with a bat in his mouth.

(2) Ricky Ponting eats a cricket bat.

(3) Ricky Ponting and a cricket bat and the bat’s sort of in his mouth so it sort of looks like he might be eating it or something, but he’s not. He’s not eating it at all because it’s a cricket bat and people don’t eat cricket bats. It just kind of looks like he is. He’s just sort of leaning on it being pensive or something.

Ricky Ponting uses a Kookaburra Big Kahuna.

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17 Appeals

  1. the scientician

    January 8, 2008 at 10:07 am

    Ricky Ponting tries new ICC sanctioned dental floss.

  2. Makes a change from having his foot in his mouth.

  3. Ricky Ponting kisses his bat, to comfort the poor thing, for hearing all the opposition players saying those nasty words.

  4. He probably gave the bat a name, like Charlene. And he’s sucking Vegemite off of it. It helps the grip, like pine tar on the bat in baseball.

  5. Hmmm…..tastes like Kashmir willow to me……….a ’96 perhaps?

  6. How come your commenters are civilised, and mine, certain people obviously excluded, are raving cricket extremeists.

  7. Ricky Ponting after being told to let his bat do the talking.

  8. My caption:

    “Ponting bravely does not let his lack of writing skills prevent him autographing the bat”.

  9. Arrogant dick head parties with piece of wood but insists on the relationship is hard yet fair.

  10. the scientician

    January 9, 2008 at 10:30 am

    “hmmmm, tastes like chicken”

  11. Oh how I’ve missed you, my sweet sweet graphite layer

  12. (1) Ricky Ponting (THE TRULY GENUINE CRICKETER OF THE CRICKET ERA AND WHOSE INTEGRITY SHOULD NOT BE DOUBTED) should be considered as the FOURTH UMPIRE. As per the new rules, FOURTH UMPIRE decision is final and will over ride any decisions taken by any other umpires. ON-FIELD umpires can seek the assistance of RICKY PONTING even if he is not on the field. This rule is to be made, so that every team should understand the importance of the FOURTH UMPIRE.

    (2) While AUSTRALIAN TEAM is bowling, If the ball flies anywhere close to the AUSTRALIAN FIELDER(WITHIN 5 metre distance), the batsman is to be considered OUT irrelevant of whether the catch was taken cleanly or grassed. Any decision for further clarification should be seeked from the FOURTH UMPIRE. This is made to ensure that the cricket is played with SPORTIVE SPIRIT by all the teams.

    (3) While BATTING, AUSTRALIAN players will wait for the ON-FIELD UMPIRE decisions only (even if the catch goes to the FIFTH SLIP as the ball might not have touched the bat). Each AUSTRALIAN batsman has to be out FOUR TIMES (minimum) before he can return to the pavilion. In case of THE CRICKETER WITH INTEGRITY, this can be higher.

    (4) UMPIRES should consider a huge bonus if an AUSTRALIAN player scores a century. Any wrong decisions can be ignored as they will be paid huge bonus and will receive the backing of the AUSTRALIAN team and board.

    (5) All AUSTRALIAN players are eligible to keep commenting about all players on the field and the OPPONENT TEAM should never comment as they will be spoiling the spirit of the AUSTRALIAN team. Any comments made in any other language are to be considered as RACISM only.

    (6) MATCH REFREE decisions will be taken purely on the AUSTRALIAN TEAM advices only. Player views from the other teams decisions will not be considered for hearing. MATCH REFREES are to be given huge bonus if this rule is implemented.

    (7) NO VISITING TEAM should plan to win in AUSTRALIA. This is to ensure that the sportive spirit of CRICKET is maintained.

    (8) THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE: If any bowler gets RICKY PONTING – THE UNDISPUTED CRICKETER WITH INTEGTIRY IN THE GAME OF CRICKET more than twice in a series, he will be banned for the REST OF THE SERIES. This is to ensure that the best batsman/Captain can play to break records and create history in the game of CRICKET.

    These rules will clarify better to all the teams VISITING AUSTRALIA.

  13. Giant Cricketing Automaton

    January 10, 2008 at 7:28 am

    BLEEEP!

  14. Good stuff annous, but isn’t that a bit long for a caption?

  15. There’s no way that would fit on the picture

  16. if his mouth is full of willow i wonder where he talks out of

  17. I defnitely agree ,Ricky point is an arrogant,dick-head bastard….. His cricket skils will not be appreciated bcos of his mouth

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