Pictures like this DESERVE captions:
This is what we’ve come up with:
(1) Ricky Ponting with a bat in his mouth.
(2) Ricky Ponting eats a cricket bat.
(3) Ricky Ponting and a cricket bat and the bat’s sort of in his mouth so it sort of looks like he might be eating it or something, but he’s not. He’s not eating it at all because it’s a cricket bat and people don’t eat cricket bats. It just kind of looks like he is. He’s just sort of leaning on it being pensive or something.