Shane Warne’s head

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Shane Warne’s head has long been round and red, but it seems to be getting ever more inflated and ever more vivid in colour.

It looks like a spacehopper.

DON'T BE LIKE GATT!

Mike Gatting wasn't receiving the King Cricket email when he dropped that ludicrously easy chance against India in 1993.

Coincidence?

Why risk it when it's so easy to sign up?

2 comments

  1. Trust me — there’s absolutely no way I’d be using Shane Warne’s bonce as a spacehopper.

  2. Daisy was fortunate enough to catch a fair chunk of yesterday’s play on the goggle-box.

    She informs me that Shane’s teeth are startlingly white – like, scarily so.

    Perhaps that is merely contrast with his red head.

    I’ll have a good look myself today, all being well.

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