1. Trust me — there’s absolutely no way I’d be using Shane Warne’s bonce as a spacehopper.

  2. Daisy was fortunate enough to catch a fair chunk of yesterday’s play on the goggle-box.

    She informs me that Shane’s teeth are startlingly white – like, scarily so.

    Perhaps that is merely contrast with his red head.

    I’ll have a good look myself today, all being well.

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