Shane Warne’s head has long been round and red, but it seems to be getting ever more inflated and ever more vivid in colour.
It looks like a spacehopper.
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July 17, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Trust me — there’s absolutely no way I’d be using Shane Warne’s bonce as a spacehopper.
July 18, 2009 at 6:14 am
Daisy was fortunate enough to catch a fair chunk of yesterday’s play on the goggle-box.
She informs me that Shane’s teeth are startlingly white – like, scarily so.
Perhaps that is merely contrast with his red head.
I’ll have a good look myself today, all being well.