Surrey are down

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Lancashire are up.

Nottinghamshire have won the one-day competition.

Never let it be said that we can’t do “news”. If Reuters or Associated Press want to offer us a lucrative contract to churn out those inspid pieces which clog sports pages, we’re open to offers. It would be a dream come true for someone to excitedly click on an article we’d written only to groan with disappointment when they see the name of a faceless news agency in the byline.


Mike Gatting wasn't receiving the King Cricket email when he dropped that ludicrously easy chance against India in 1993.


Why risk it when it's so easy to sign up?


  1. “…to excitedly click…”

    With split infinitives at that level of clunkiness, I think I would rejoice in the anonymity.

    1. Without looking it up…

      …Tennessee Titans are 3rd in AFC Southern Division…

      …while CSK is Chan Sui Ki (La Salle) College, an Anglo-Chinese Boys’ high school in Hong Kong.

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