The big news about Andrew Symonds being sent home from the Australia squad

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The big news is that during the press conference, Ricky Ponting went a little bit boss-eyed.


Ricky's wandering eye


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  1. I don’t know about you lot, but I am feasting on the sweet irony of Ponting having to send Symonds home with a smacked botty for being on the booze, whilst sat with a cap sponsored by Victoria Bitter plonked on his noodle.

    I can just imagine David Boon force feeding Symmo can after can. “Here, drink the lager Roy. It’ll make you a HERO, mate.”

    Poor Roy. So easily guided.

  2. Indeed Tim. Us feeble minded cricketing types can’t resist the allure of heavily promoted drinks products. Even now I’m hankering for a VB, and I know that it’s filthy, rotten muck.

  3. Is it true that Ricky Ponting was Geroge W Bush’s doppleganger on his only vist to Oz?

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