West Indies’ one-day kit

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Dwayne Bravo cutting a hideous, hideous dash“Let’s make the shirt maroon and then match that with scarlet trousers and hats, because maroon and scarlet are complementary colours.

“Let’s put some yellow bits here, there and everywhere and then let’s make the collar, ooh, let’s say bright green.

“Finally, as the piece de resistance, let’s put a huge sweat stain right down the front.”

At least it’s got ‘Vampire’ written on it. That’s about a million times better than ‘Adidas’.

16 comments

  1. I ADORE the ICL kits.

    I didn’t like the weird whitish bits at the front of the Windies shirt. I liked that they almost looked like skeletal ribs, but they didn’t go far enough for me. My dream will be complete when the Kiwis choose a kit that looks like a skeleton suit. Perhaps they could do it for a charity game for osteoporosis or something. DO IT, KIWIS.

  2. Well, I doubt the lovely Isa would be riding too many bikes in that get-up.

    Still not a patch on Mithali and her cover drive, though. I think I’m developing an obsession…

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