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Kevin Pietersen with some bird on his arm

Bowled on 10th September, 2007 at 10:25 by King Cricket
Category: Kevin Pietersen, Photos

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Ho ho ho. It’s an actual bird. We weren’t really referring to a woman as a bird because that would be demeaning. We were just alluding to that usage – which is of course perfectly acceptable.

Worst post ever. Good job there’s absolutely no chance of our ever making this exact same joke a second time.

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  1. Reply
    Mahinda   //   September 10th, 2007 at 13:26

    I think KP might in fact be messing with my bird:

    When I say “my” bird, I really only had her for an hour or so, and shared her with a dozen of my workmates. It’s sloppy fourteenths at best.

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    Mahinda   //   September 10th, 2007 at 13:27

    Dammit — image didn’t come out. Hopefully this link will:

    Clicky

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    Miriam   //   September 10th, 2007 at 21:55

    If it’s any comfort Mahinda, she looked happier with you.

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    Mahinda   //   September 11th, 2007 at 10:26

    Cricket news AND moral support!

    This site gives me a nice warm glow inside.

    Actually, it might just be wind.

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    Vin   //   September 11th, 2007 at 18:27

    Maybe it’s something you ate?
    Wind, generally, does not affect the internal organs. Unless you’re in an operation and somebody opened the window.

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