Brett Lee is a liar

Brett does some FIENDISH aerobics or somethingBrett Lee’s been caught out in an EVIL and WICKED lie. We always knew that genial smile concealed unparalleled deviousness:

“We’ve got the Ashes coming up as well which we are not directly looking forward to right now because we have a few things in place that we have to take care of first,” he said. “I would be lying if I didn’t say I was looking forward to the Ashes next year.”

Don’t give us that ‘I’m looking forward to it, I’m just not directly looking forward to it’ crap. You’ve told a lie and said as much yourself.

He’s crossed a line.

Before you know it he’ll be violently mugging the elderly for their fetching taupe-coloured clothing.


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5 Appeals

  1. I’m terribly sorry to lower the tone of your august organ – but that picture of Lee looks remarkably as though he has let one rip.

  2. “I’m terribly sorry to lower the tone of your august organ – but that picture of Lee looks remarkably as though he has let one rip.”

    And I see Flintoff is practicing his reply to that already.

  3. At the moment, i’d say it is more of a July organ. You’re a few weeks early Ceci.

  4. Ah, so that’s the problem with Freddie’s batting – there’s a tiny picture of Noel Edmonds on the back of his bat.

  5. Does this mean we can hate him again? Hooray!

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