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April 23, 2019 Match report

What was it like to watch New Zealand v South Africa at the Basin Reserve? (a match report)

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March 28, 2019 Match report

A legitimate excuse for missing Warwickshire v Kent in County Championship Division Two last year (a match report)

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December 2, 2018 Match report

What’s it like to watch cricket at Galle? (Sri Lanka v South Africa match report)

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October 9, 2018 Match report

A Middlesex Second XI v Lancashire Second XI match report (from 2016)

2 minute readGed writes: The best laid plans, eh? My plan for the day was to have a real tennis lesson at 10am and stay to watch the finale of the Middlesex v Durham match. But Middlesex decided to bring an end to those proceedings the day before. Plan B. Real tennis

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September 5, 2018 Match report

A near-streak match report from Lord’s from when England played India

2 minute readEdwardian writes: I had stayed in London the night before, so got to Lord’s early. I was frisked by a security chap who was pouring with sweat. “Blimey, mate,” I said. “You’ve been on it.” He replied: “It’s the menopause” – a line I suspect he was using liberally. After

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August 6, 2018 Match report

England v Australia ODI at Cardiff – an overview of food, beer and men in odd shirts

2 minute readTom writes: Having not been to Sophia Gardens before, I was a little unsure what to expect. However, having been to international matches before, I knew that I would be at least £60 less well off before I started. Nevertheless, we got in, only to find out they can’t serve

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July 23, 2018 Match report

Essex v West Indies indoctrination of a young mind match report

2 minute readDan writes: My seven year old son looks a demon with the bat in his hands in the back garden, and he actually pays attention when the cricket’s on the TV. He seems to reserve special interest for the Test matches, which is very pleasing. So this summer we signed

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May 15, 2018 Match report

What’s it been like watching Ireland’s first Test, against Pakistan at Malahide?

3 minute readChuck writes: With my Aged Parent heading towards 83 not out this summer (a superb innings), I decided it was time to introduce him to the pleasures of Test cricket by bringing him to his, and Ireland’s, and indeed my first men’s Test match, against Pakistan in Malahide. Well, day

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February 18, 2018 Match report

A report on a 2016 England v Sri Lanka match on which we’ve already reported

2 minute readGed writes: It was the first day of the 2016 Lord’s Test between England and Sri Lanka. I was honoured to have His Majesty, King Cricket, among my guests that day in the Lower Compton – as reported here by His Majesty himself. As the predictable shower of champagne corks

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February 8, 2018 Match report

A match report from the 2017 Women’s World Cup Final

3 minute readGareth writes: The last time I’d been to Lord’s I’d found the place a bit stifling, and an incredibly drunken young man had capped Glamorgan getting spanked by Gloucestershire by “singing” on the bus the whole way back. That had not been a fun day. This time, I was off

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  1. Fred Grace on Chris Woakes shouldered his workload better than he shouldered the soggy Oval turfAugust 1, 2025

    Diving to try to save boundaries is so stupid, usually fails, at best saves 1 or 2 runs, high risk…

  2. Fred Grace on Ben Stokes and Jasprit Bumrah lead two strong bowling attacks sitting out the fifth TestAugust 1, 2025

    Diving to try to save boundaries is so stupid, usually fails, at best saves 1 or 2 runs, high risk…

  3. Ged Ladd on Ben Stokes and Jasprit Bumrah lead two strong bowling attacks sitting out the fifth TestJuly 31, 2025

    Typically tropical London weather. When we do gloom in London we do proper gloom. None of that lily-livered northern gloom.

  4. Buttface on Can Ben Stokes really carry on doing all of the things? And what’s Shubman Gill’s lifespan as a captain?July 31, 2025

    T'is true Ged. I don't look at the press, so my comment is on what I saw and heard and…

  5. King Cricket on Ben Stokes and Jasprit Bumrah lead two strong bowling attacks sitting out the fifth TestJuly 31, 2025

    You really have to question the wisdom of holding so many Test matches there when this keeps happening.

RSS Animals being conspicuously indifferent to cricket

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RSS Match reports

  • Real ale and Schrodinger’s membership | a Lancashire v Derbyshire match report
  • Burgers, noise and handshakes | another World Test Championship final match report
  • Tennises, Black Caps and tie envy at the World Test Championship Final | a match report

RSS Cricket bats in unusual places

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  • Can Ben Stokes really carry on doing all of the things? And what’s Shubman Gill’s lifespan as a captain?
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