We’re committed to documenting the effects of the climax of the County Championship, but we’re really starting to fear for our life now.
Last night, we heard screaming outside our house. It was these two girls and they were having a MAJOR disagreement. They were so shrieky, we could only really catch fragments of what was being said, but it was always ‘he did this’ or ‘he did that’. Clearly, they both had really strong feelings about some bloke.
This morning, when we went outside, one of the wheelie bins was out of position, almost as if a girl-shaped object had been thrown into it by someone who was in a blind rage.
There is one very obvious conclusion that can be reached about what happened.
These two girls were debating whether the stronger suit of Lancashire all-rounder Tom Smith was his batting or his bowling. Things always get out of hand when you touch on that subject, but it’s hard to avoid when he’s just scored 63 against Hampshire.