
In the wake of their victory in the second one-day international against New Zealand, England have forgotten about Test cricket again and are back talking about the 50-over World Cup.
Having officially changed policy after the first match, they’ve now officially changed back again.
Ben Stokes or someone may or may not have said: “Really, for the foreseeable future, it’s all about 50-over cricket for us, building up to that 2019 World Cup on home soil.
“There’s a lot of international cricket, and so we have to prioritise. Today we prioritised 50-over cricket and I can see us doing that quite consistently going forwards as individuals, as a unit, as a group and as a team.”
Shit. Also, can we crowdfund a running between the wickets coach for the Blackcaps?
This isn’t merely milking a joke, KC.
This is now a veritable “builders” of a joke – milk and five sugars.
The tiresome platitudes of heads sewn on to cricketer’s bodies.