Late and half-hearted Friends Provident Trophy semi-final reporting

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Joe Denly hit a hundred. Go No Pants. Steve Harmison took four wickets. Durham still lost by a mile.

Essex beat Yorkshire.

The end.

DON'T BE LIKE GATT!

Mike Gatting wasn't receiving the King Cricket email when he dropped that ludicrously easy chance against India in 1993.

Coincidence?

Why risk it when it's so easy to sign up?

5 comments

  1. Ooh, don’t forget the third consecutive unbeaten century by Van the Man in the space of 5 days, KC…

    *smiles broadly*

  2. That kind of implies we ordinarily use our whole arse, Ne.

    We’re probably down to about an eighth of an arse with this update.

  3. That’s quality journalism our kId!

    Too busy lording up at The Wisden to care about us now, I see!

    Bastard.

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