The County Championship will end this week, just so long as the world hasn’t ended before then. The excitement is ripping our reality apart at the seams.
When we got up this morning, we weren’t at all surprised to find that our jumper had fallen off the back of a chair and onto the floor. Combine increasing numbers of invaders from the spirit world with Simon Kerrigan taking 9-51 for Lancashire, winning the match against Hampshire with just four minutes to go, and it was inevitable that the world would be knocked off its axis.
This time the world was knocked off its axis such that a jumper fell off the back of a chair. How bad will it be next time?