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  • January 13, 2026 King Cricket

    Did you see… Harry Brook’s first ball in Melbourne? Unquestionably the 2025/26 Ashes’ finest moment

    5 minute readHarry Brook walked out at 8-3 in England’s first innings in Melbourne. Mitchell Starc ran in and bowled at 145.1km/h.

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  • December 18, 2025 King Cricket

    Sky Sports has boiled its Ashes coverage down to its purest and greatest form: Mike Atherton and Nasser Hussain standing there talking about what’s gone wrong

    6 minute readGive us this day our daily treat: 15 to 20 minutes of two 50-something former England captains broadcasting their grey

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  • December 10, 2025 King Cricket

    The 2019 Ridiculous Ashes (podcast)

    2 minute readIt might seem a little odd to be releasing a podcast about a previous ridiculous Ashes series while the current

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  • November 6, 2025 King Cricket

    The 50 Most Ridiculous Ashes Moments is definitely out now – you should buy it for someone! (Possibly yourself)

    2 minute readOur book, The 50 Most Ridiculous Ashes Moments, has now been officially released. You can (and should) buy it –

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  • October 29, 2025 King Cricket

    51. Michael Vaughan Declines A Crushing

    6 minute readaka The Vaughan Supremacy As we’ve already told you (multiple times) we’ve got a book out, co-written with Dan Liebke:

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November 9, 2015 England / Match report / Regulars

Essex v Australians at Chelmsford – match report

3 minute readMy name is Ivan. I am Ged’s smart phone. One of the few things I cannot do is take a selfie; my friend Ida took this picture. I wear a protective cover in the style of an old-fashioned calculator. I am told that this is a joke. I went with

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November 8, 2015 Cricket products

Death of a Gentleman’s out on DVD

2 minute readWe’ve all bought films on DVD because we feel guilty about going to Croatia instead of attending the premiere, haven’t we? To be honest, we’d have bought it anyway. It’s a great film. Weirdly lovely, despite the somewhat bleak subject matter. Plus, as an added bonus, owning the DVD allows

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November 6, 2015 India / South Africa

Is a turning pitch a bad pitch?

< 1 minute readIn our book, all pitches are acceptable unless they result in boring cricket. For what it’s worth, our book is entitled The Book of Unarguable Facts. Some dude in Mohali has curated a cracker (curators curate, yes?) for the first Test between India and South Africa. Flat on a seamer’s

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November 5, 2015 England / Pakistan

England cricketers never last – why learn lessons when you’ll probably never return?

2 minute readIt’s a truism that the England players will learn from this series defeat to Pakistan. You could actually see it happening before your eyes at times: Jonny Bairstow fighting his impulses or Ben Stokes seemingly devising a batting method on the fly. We just wonder whether these players will ever

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November 4, 2015 England / Pakistan

England poised to make some sort of history

< 1 minute readIt might be an unlikely series-levelling victory; more likely it’ll be a defeat. Either way, someone somewhere will make a note and history will be made. History is always being made. On a personal level, we have a history of drinking tea and typing that stretches back at least as

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November 3, 2015 Pakistan

Shoaib Malik adds to the rich tradition of Pakistani cricketer retirements

< 1 minute readNo-one does retirement quite like a Pakistan cricketer. Mohammad Yousuf’s was a textbook departure, entirely equivocal such that his absence can perhaps only now be considered permanent, some five years later. Or at least it could have been considered permanent if he hadn’t played a number of international matches after

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November 2, 2015 England / Pakistan

James Taylor – middle order giant

< 1 minute readEngland in UAE middle-order partnership shocker. Who’d have Liam Plunkett (thunk it)? Fours and sixes are all well and good, but it’s important to cater for fans of the nurdle as well. Today was a most nurdlesome day. Nudges, leaves, jabs into the offside, works to the legside – all

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November 1, 2015 England

England’s strongest unit supported by England’s biggest unit

2 minute readAt lunch, Samit Patel had 0-33 off nine overs – neither here nor there. Fortunately, lunch is Samit’s secret weapon. Popeye gains superpowers when he consumes spinach. In much the same way, Samit Patel gains superpowers when he eats pretty much anything. “Bring forth the pastries!” he cried. After lunch,

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October 30, 2015 England

Why Samit Patel should play in place of Mark Wood

< 1 minute readMark Wood’s duff ankle means he won’t play the third Test against Pakistan. So who should replace him? Over at Cricinfo, Andrew McGlashan argues that Liam Plunkett is the logical choice. Being as Chris Jordan was only a late call-up to replace Steven Finn, Plunkett is the next pace bowler

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October 28, 2015 Match report / Regulars

Lord’s Cricket Ground tour – not a match report

2 minute readBert writes: This website has a number of obsessions. Cricket is one, obviously, but there’s cats and fat cricketers and ankylosing spondylitis and all sorts of other stuff. And there is the apostrophe, with particular reference to the correct use thereof. The thing is, I don’t think this is especially

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  • Did you see… Harry Brook’s first ball in Melbourne? Unquestionably the 2025/26 Ashes’ finest momentJanuary 13, 2026
  • Sky Sports has boiled its Ashes coverage down to its purest and greatest form: Mike Atherton and Nasser Hussain standing there talking about what’s gone wrongDecember 18, 2025
  • The 2019 Ridiculous Ashes (podcast)December 10, 2025
  • The 50 Most Ridiculous Ashes Moments is definitely out now – you should buy it for someone! (Possibly yourself)November 6, 2025
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  1. Ged Ladd on Clamour model: Can’t James Rew just carry on breathing down people’s necks for a bit?April 23, 2026

    Stranger things have happened. This is English cricket after all. You might come to Rew the day you wrote this…

  2. King Cricket on Clamour model: Can’t James Rew just carry on breathing down people’s necks for a bit?April 23, 2026

    We keep wilfully suppressing the urge to write more equivocally on this. But yeah, that would be a corker.

  3. King Cricket on Clamour model: Can’t James Rew just carry on breathing down people’s necks for a bit?April 23, 2026

    To be fair to the ECB, they also haven't been averse to picking Second XI Somerset players over the first-teamers.

  4. Sam on Clamour model: Can’t James Rew just carry on breathing down people’s necks for a bit?April 23, 2026

    England now have the opportunity to do the funniest, funniest, funniest thing possible and pick Zak Crawley again.

  5. King Cricket on Clamour model: Can’t James Rew just carry on breathing down people’s necks for a bit?April 23, 2026

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