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Tag: Vernon Philander

January 4, 2017 South Africa / Sri Lanka

Vernon Philander is there if you need some seasoning

2 minute readWe’ve spent much of the morning trying to work out what kind of a vehicle Vernon Philander is. After much thought, we’ve concluded that he’s not a vehicle at all – he’s a pepper grinder. South Africa have a lot of whizzy, fancy kitchen gadgets. Dale Steyn is the luxury

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December 24, 2015 England / South Africa

How Jacques Kallis broke Vernon Philander

2 minute readWe’re approaching the fifth anniversary of The Day. It’s just a little reminder that life’s really all about the little things – little Australian innings that don’t last very long, specifically. That seems unlikely this year, what with them being up against Jason Holder and whatever the poor lad can

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January 5, 2012 South Africa

Vernon Philander takes wickets for fun

< 1 minute readOther than Angus Fraser, few bowlers have appeared to do it as penance. Many people’s definition of an all-rounder is that they should average more with the bat than they do with the ball. Vernon Philander isn’t a million miles away from that and his batting average is only 7.75.

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    Hey, I'm Tim! still that's a good idea. comes with the name I guess.

  2. King Cricket on Clamour model: Can’t James Rew just carry on breathing down people’s necks for a bit?April 27, 2026

    Agreed. Let's do it.

  3. Tim on Clamour model: Can’t James Rew just carry on breathing down people’s necks for a bit?April 27, 2026

    I think we should have an opener-hawk, not a nightwatchman or a night-hawk. Have a bowler open with Duckett then…

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