Only once you’ve had an experience like this can you be considered a true Test match viewing veteran.
What follows is a true story.
“I think it’s brightening up.”
“Yeah, it is. It’s definitely getting brighter. Look over there, the sun’s trying to break through.”
“I think it’s got worse again.”
“Let’s give it another hour though, I think it’s supposed to ease off.”
[More time passes]
“Well, they’ve done a pitch inspection. That’s promising. Apparently they’re due to make an announcement about when play’s due to restart.”
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