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Artballing – we love the use of the word “accurately”

Bowled on 1st April, 2010 at 09:33 by King Cricket
Category: Michael Vaughan

Remember Michael Vaughan’s paint thing? He was commissioned to produce a painting of the Chevrolet Cruze.

“The painting took eight hours to create with Vaughan calling on his cricketing expertise to accurately recreate the bodywork, tyres and alloys on canvas using five different coloured cricket balls and over 20 litres of paint.”

Just putting the finishing touches to the alloys

It’s uncanny.

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  1. Reply
    HD   //   April 1st, 2010 at 12:40

    Artballing could be a great way to break ties in IPL

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    Bob Patterson   //   April 1st, 2010 at 12:43

    Could one of Vaughan’s pink balls be used in day/night Test cricket perhaps?

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    Tim   //   April 1st, 2010 at 13:17

    In the 12th over of the day, the Chevrolet Cruze was granted an early repreive as Vaughan dropped a regulation catch at silly mid-on, inexplicably reaching with just one hand as the ball squirted off the tyre and onto the hubcap, before being put down by the former England captain.

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    The Reverse Sweep   //   April 1st, 2010 at 13:32

    England captains and their funny habits eh? It looks like Andrew Strauss’ one is going to lead to him resigning http://bit.ly/98bMr9

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    Mahinda   //   April 1st, 2010 at 13:41

    What? Chevrolet Cruze? Michael Vaughan?

    Must be April 1st.

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    Ged   //   April 1st, 2010 at 13:47

    I guess he’s going to need to paint…

    …more tyres.

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    Bert   //   April 1st, 2010 at 13:59

    I was about to agree wholeheartedly with your comment, Bob Patterson, till I realised that I’d probably misinterpreted what you meant.

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    sam   //   April 1st, 2010 at 14:22

    he should be wearing the hood on that jumpsuit.

    he doesn’t want to get paint in his hair.

    one of my abiding memories of vaughan’s career is the little ruffle of his hair he used to do whenever he took his helmet off.

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    SixSixEight   //   April 1st, 2010 at 14:55

    What? Was commissioned? Michael Vaughan?

    Must be April 1st.

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    mimaloney   //   April 1st, 2010 at 15:00

    There’s no way that took ‘over 20 litres of paint’!

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    e normous   //   April 1st, 2010 at 15:43

    fag.

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    Collywobble   //   April 1st, 2010 at 16:05

    I always assumed artballing involved an actual bat. How disappointing.

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    Deep Cower   //   April 1st, 2010 at 16:14

    What? Michael Vaughan?

    Must be April 1st.

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    King Cricket   //   April 1st, 2010 at 16:33

    Collywobble, sometimes it does. There’s all sorts of techniques.

    Well, there’s two.

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    Gerontius   //   April 2nd, 2010 at 05:35

    I think it is clear from that picture that Vaughan has blue balls.

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    alex   //   April 2nd, 2010 at 09:09

    I think it is clear from that picture that Vaughan is a mentalist.

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    Robin Brown   //   December 7th, 2010 at 15:16

    Would love to see Harmy have a go at artballing.

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