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September 28, 2023 County cricket

No points for Sai Sudharsan, but a Championship for Surrey all the same

2 minute readThe 2023 County Championship was won in the way all great sporting competitions are won: by another team failing to secure quite enough bonus points halfway through a game taking place elsewhere. Surrey are champions again. Essex are not. Essex had needed at least 400 in their first innings against

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September 25, 2023 County cricket

The Surrey squad will surely beat the Essex team to the County Championship this week

2 minute readSurrey are 20 points clear of Essex with a game to go. The crucial piece of information that you probably don’t quite have at your fingertips is that a maximum of 24 points can be scored in a game. We suppose there’s always an outside chance Surrey could shed a

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September 7, 2023 County cricket

At least Josh de Caires is keeping things unpredictable – unlike Essex

2 minute readYou could definitely have AI report on Essex victories. Or maybe you couldn’t. Maybe the reports would get too samey. How would this latest one go for the win over Middlesex? ChatGPT reckons: “Essex’s opening pair, like a well-rehearsed comedy duo, set the tone for the day. Nick Browne, steady

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September 6, 2023 County cricket

Surrey’s Dan Worrall maybe should have become “English” before he was in his 30s

2 minute read“I’ve always had the ambition to play in England as an Englishman,” said Dan Worrall last year, shortly before becoming a ‘local player’ for Surrey thanks to the British passport he was entitled to through his father. It’s gone okay. He may wish he’d done it sooner. County cricket has

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August 31, 2023 County cricket

Let’s have a 2023 County Championship catch-up

3 minute readLike many people, we haven’t paid much attention to the County Championship since the first batch of matches finished in May. This was not unexpected. It was, in fact, the plan – as drawn out in our 2023 “essentials” calendar. Back then, table-toppers Surrey had only played six games and

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August 28, 2023 County cricket

Did you see… Kate Cross’s deflect-o-run-out of Danni Wyatt?

3 minute readSouthern Brave’s Danni Wyatt played the most significant innings in the Hundred final. It ended the way all good limited overs innings should end – with a slightly chaotic run-out. Kate Cross isn’t exactly from Manchester. She played her formative cricket in Heywood, just a little way north of what

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August 23, 2023 County cricket

The Hundred month is almost over already. This is why we never really got a toe-hold with it this year

3 minute readThe Hundred moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. Do you know what type of person is very badly qualified to write about cricket scheduling? A cricket writer, that’s who. Anyone who writes about the sport will almost certainly

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August 14, 2023 County cricket / Match report

A new fan at the London Spirit v Southern Brave washout – a match report

2 minute readSend your match reports to king@kingcricket.co.uk. We’re only really interested in your own experience, so if it’s a professional match, on no account mention the cricket itself. (But if it’s an amateur match, feel free to go into excruciating detail.) Irrepressible King Cricket match reporter Ged writes… I have known

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June 25, 2023 Australia / County cricket / Extras

The Kookaburra cricket ball – what’s the big deal?

2 minute readThey’re going to use the Kookaburra cricket ball for the next couple of rounds of the County Championship. Why exactly? Have you ever seen that godawful film where Nicolas Cage is a pilot and a bunch of people suddenly cease to exist? Nic Cage films range from actually good to

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May 23, 2023 County cricket

Who are Surrey’s bowlers? They’ve got them to the top of the County Championship again

3 minute readAfter securing a big win over Kent on Saturday, Surrey are even more top of the County Championship. This should be no great surprise being as they’re reigning County Champions, but it’s still not entirely clear to us how they’re achieving this. Last week the gap between Surrey and second-placed

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