We understand why Kevin Pietersen is going to play a couple of matches for Kwa-Zulu Natal, but what the hell is he blathering about?
“These two matches would enable me to work on my game against the Kookaburra ball in southern hemisphere conditions, which is the ideal preparation for Australia.”
What are southern hemisphere conditions? That’s half the frigging planet you’re talking about, KP.
If experiencing ‘southern hemisphere conditions’ is your priority, why do you need a club at all?
Why doesn’t he just get a bowling machine and a bag of Kookaburras and go to Angola, Paraguay or Antarctica?