Let Guru Fletcher make your decisions for you

Did you know that you can get a sense of what you should do in any given situation simply by gazing at inscrutable Guru Dunc standing motionless in his dark glasses and broad-brimmed hat?

It’s true. Check this out.

Should I have jerk chicken or takeaway pizza for tea tonight?

Feel the magic

Jerk chicken. Thanks Guru Dunc.

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7 Appeals

  1. I thought Eddo Brandes was the jerk chicken Zim, KC.

    Duncan Fletcher merely pulled the strings.

  2. Cook. Way better than either option.

  3. Fletcher more reminds me of a jacket potatoe with no filling.

  4. this is terrible!!! the site has closed down, please don’t tell me someone left to watch some horses shitting!

    • King Cricket

      April 30, 2011 at 9:47 am

      Much as we love reading about cricket on the internet every day of our life, occasionally we like to go outdoors.

      Outdoor-going will continue for the next few days. Updates will appear when we feel like it, although we are starting to feel guilty already, but then that’s nothing new.

  5. i remember this from the days this was a vibrant site “If we can be bothered, we’re going to have jerk chicken tomorrow while watching day three. We always tell you to eat jerk chicken. You always ignore us”

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