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  • October 29, 2025 King Cricket

    51. Michael Vaughan Declines A Crushing

    6 minute readaka The Vaughan Supremacy As we’ve already told you (multiple times) we’ve got a book out, co-written with Dan Liebke:

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  • October 13, 2025 King Cricket

    14 England things that happened in the summer of 2025 – do they tell us anything?

    7 minute readSometimes we do this thing where we sift the summer’s events, pick out the more striking moments and then see

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  • August 27, 2025 King Cricket

    Cheteshwar Pujara is trying to sidle out on the sly – but we ain’t gonna let him, are we?

    7 minute read“It’s going to be hot. It’s going to be flat. Who’s going to break first? Is it going to be

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  • August 21, 2025 King Cricket

    A 21st Century Worst XI for an Ashes Down Under

    8 minute readEveryone loves a Combined XI. Yeah, sure, it’s usually a Best XI, but in these parts we deal in Worst

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  • August 5, 2025 King Cricket

    From Chris ‘Napoleon’ Woakes to unbreakable Mohammed Siraj: 9 moments of pure cricket madness from the final day of a blinding and brutal Test series

    7 minute readNo other sport does all-the-fun-of-the-fair climaxes like cricket. In large part that’s due to the complexity of the game and

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October 24, 2018 England / Sri Lanka

Rating the England burger after a wet one-day series in Sri Lanka

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October 23, 2018 Australia / England / India

Watch the second Al Jazeera match fixing documentary in which (nameless) England cricketers are accused

2 minute read

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October 18, 2018 Australia / Pakistan

The two very obvious highlights from Pakistan v Australia in Abu Dhabi

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October 17, 2018 Australia / Pakistan

Mohammad Abbas could get hold of your phone number (and so could Naseem Shah)

2 minute readFootage emerged this week of a player who could only ever have been from Pakistan. Supposedly 15 years old – but actually 17 – Naseem Shah took 6-59 in his second first-class match via a heady masala of hooping away-swingers, yorkers and helmet-rattlers. Meanwhile, in Abu Dhabi, Shah’s countryman Mohammad

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October 16, 2018 Sri Lanka

Why don’t we just pretend that Sanath Jayasuriya the cricketer was a completely different human being?

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October 13, 2018 England / Sri Lanka

Olly Stone will maybe be a fast bowler for England some of the time

< 1 minute readIt’s an absolute statement of fact that no-one remotely cares whether England win rain-reduced one-dayers against Sri Lanka. England fans care whether England have an England fast bowler playing for England though. In Olly Stone, maybe they sort of do. And maybe he’ll play a quarter or a third of

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October 11, 2018 England

Shane Warne says Jos Buttler is a Houdini-esque escapologist

< 1 minute readThe very great thing about Shane Warne having a book out (ghosted by Mark Nicholas, of all people) is that he appears here, there and everywhere and talks his nonsense and we all get to marvel at how swiftly the man can form opinions and stick to them. Warne thinks

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October 10, 2018 Australia / Pakistan

Is an Australia player going to say ‘records are made to be broken’?

< 1 minute readAt the time of writing, Australia have made a solid start to chasing 400-and-plenty to win against Pakistan after losing ten wickets for 60 runs in their first innings. We can’t at this point say what we expect the situation to be at the close of play, but it seems

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October 9, 2018 Match report

A Middlesex Second XI v Lancashire Second XI match report (from 2016)

2 minute readGed writes: The best laid plans, eh? My plan for the day was to have a real tennis lesson at 10am and stay to watch the finale of the Middlesex v Durham match. But Middlesex decided to bring an end to those proceedings the day before. Plan B. Real tennis

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October 4, 2018 India

What we do and don’t know about Prithvi Shaw

4 minute readYou’re probably wondering why there’s a photo of a load of fried fish awaiting a greedy human receptacle up there. We’ll get to that. It won’t take too long, but you’ll have to be a little bit patient. Before we get to it, we want to talk about the nature

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  • A 21st Century Worst XI for an Ashes Down UnderAugust 21, 2025
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  1. King Cricket on The 50 Most Ridiculous Ashes Moments is definitely out now – you should buy it for someone! (Possibly yourself)November 6, 2025

    We tried to bully them into releasing it later because we didn't feel it was in the spirit of cricket.

  2. Ged Ladd on The 50 Most Ridiculous Ashes Moments is definitely out now – you should buy it for someone! (Possibly yourself)November 6, 2025

    England's Co-author King Complainer is still smarting from delivery-gate, wondering why the Aussies were, as usual, streets ahead - on…

  3. King Cricket on “Cocky Captain Complainer” and inadvisable fart-retention – Ashes Nonsense Watch | Part 1November 6, 2025

    Merely a West Australian though. Not The West Australian. That gives you a bit of distance.

  4. Fred Grace on “Cocky Captain Complainer” and inadvisable fart-retention – Ashes Nonsense Watch | Part 1November 5, 2025

    As a West Australian, this is highly embarrassing. I apologise to all.

  5. Ged Ladd on “Cocky Captain Complainer” and inadvisable fart-retention – Ashes Nonsense Watch | Part 1November 5, 2025

    This is a fantastic BOGOF article, KC. The first part of it, "Cocky Captain Complainer", I had spotted on the…

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