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March 15, 2016 West Indies

Some of you may remember Omari Banks…

< 1 minute readHe was a West Indies off-spinner. He averaged 117 against England in 2014. Here’s his Cricinfo profile page. As that record suggests, Omari wasn’t the greatest spinner of all time. However, somewhat miraculaously, he can now boast an even worse record – his godawful single Me & You, which makes

March 14, 2016 Extras

What is pre-qualifying?

< 1 minute readWe’ve seen a number of people this week referring to the first phase of the World T20 as ‘pre-qualifying’. The word they are looking for is of course ‘qualifying’. Yes, it takes place before the tournament – or pre-tournament if you will – but that’s what qualifying is. It’s qualifying

March 12, 2016 Afghanistan / Associates

Somehow Afghanistan have qualified for the World T20

< 1 minute readThe ICC are calling this ‘the group stage’ of the World T20. Everyone else is correctly referring to it as the qualifiers. Afghanistan have qualified. Despite the best efforts of the organisers, someone had to. Afghanistan did of course have the good fortune to be in Group B. It’s not

March 11, 2016 South Africa

Turns out AB de Villiers is rubbish at T20 cricket

1 minute readThere’s only so many times you can hear how wonderful something is before you want to hit it with a hammer or push it down a flight of stairs at the luxury five-star hotel at which it’s staying ahead of its team’s first match at the World T20. However, this

March 10, 2016 Extras

We wouldn’t call ourself a staunch defender of Twenty20 cricket but…

< 1 minute readWe were going to draw together a bunch of our articles about the nature of Twenty20 cricket for today’s update as a kind of ‘easy win’. However, when we started searching the site to put this together, we discovered we already had such a thing. Hurray! Even easier win! Then

March 9, 2016 Extras

A mankad prevents batsmen from taking the piss

< 1 minute readBefore the Asia Cup qualifying round, the Asian Cricket Council is said to have met with the four Associate teams and told them not to mankad. Oman’s Aamir Kaleem was having none of it. He did for Hong Kong’s Mark Chapman in precisely that manner. Oman won. There’s now been

March 7, 2016 County cricket

A committee of cooks designing a horse for broth

2 minute readThey’ve had a meeting about renovating the entire structure of county cricket. They’ve resolved to repaint one of the bedrooms and maybe replace some of the sealant around the bath. In 1890, it was suggested that county cricket be divided into first, second and third classes with eight teams in

March 6, 2016 Bangladesh / India

Is Bumrah ever-living?

< 1 minute readThis is the question everyone’s asking. Mumm-Ra was ever-living – and therefore presumably still is. It therefore stands to reason that Jasprit Bumrah is ever-living too, what with his name sounding slightly similar and all. Bumrah bowled well in the 15-over-a-side Asia Cup Final. He did a lot to ensure

March 4, 2016 West Indies

Andre Russell, dope testing and cricket’s changing culture

2 minute readAndre Russell has not been caught doping, but he’s been unavailable for three tests in a year. At best, this is moronic and being a moron is no defence. Russell should face a two-year ban, but we’re interested to see what actually happens. Cricket has traditionally been pretty soft on

March 3, 2016 Regulars

Mop-up of the last few days – it’s been a while

2 minute readSorry the website was knackered. We’re sure you all missed us enormously. Web hosts being web hosts, we’ve no clear idea what actually happened, but it seemed like actual damage and not just someone flicking the wrong switch. At least there were backups. This contrasts with our old job where

A Test starting on a Sunday (local time) just feels a bit odd. England have played a Sunday-starting Test at…

This one, that is... https://www.espncricinfo.com/story/memo-to-australia-and-england-honour-the-format-that-has-elevated-you-1517475 He goes too far (Chappelli? Too far? Never) but actual Test cricket breaking out occasionally…

Well said. I'm skirting the edge of churlishness regarding McCullumism when I say this but I have some sympathy for…

We don't mind a two-day collapse-off every now and again, but only as a noteworthy aberration. Two in one series…

The most frustrating aspect of this whole series, I now reflect, is that so little of the last few weeks…

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