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April 1, 2025 England

Charlotte Edwards eyes remaining unconquered worlds, Ben Duckett eyes a duck

2 minute readCharlotte Edwards is England’s all-time leading run-scorer. She played 309 games for the national side, 220 of them as captain. She won five Ashes series and both World Cups. She’s won plenty as a domestic coach as well and at one point they even named a trophy after her. Realistically,

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July 18, 2024 England / West Indies

Did you see… Ben Duckett digging in?

< 1 minute readOllie Pope made a jaunty hundred, so you’re supposed to talk about that. It’s just that Ollie Pope doesn’t open the batting the way Ben Duckett opens the batting. Ben Duckett at times talks such A-grade bollocks that it can be easy to forget that opening the batting like an

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February 19, 2024 England / India

Is it possible to bat with the conviction of Ben Duckett yet talk with the bleak defeatism of the average England fan?

6 minute readConviction. It’s what Ben Stokes’ England Test team is all about. This is great to watch but cringe-inducing to listen to. Is there any chance they could play the same way without… saying all of those things? The most obviously groansome comment arising from England’s 434-run defeat to India in

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August 3, 2023 England

In Ben Duckett and Zak Crawley England finally have an opening partnership that doesn’t play each ball on its merits

7 minute readPlayers and commentators talk a lot about playing each ball on its merits, but actually it’s not always that good an idea. Ben Duckett and Zak Crawley gave an illustration why in the 2023 Ashes. It’s a mad but completely true fact that England haven’t had a settled opening partnership

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December 9, 2017 Australia / England

If Ben Duckett tipped a drink over someone’s head, here’s what England should do…

< 1 minute readSay so. They should say “Ben Duckett tipped a drink over someone’s head.” This occurred to us while we were watching BBC news this morning and the reporter was listing England’s “alcohol-related incidents.” The terminology conjured a real ‘everything’s totally out of control’ feel, even though at least one of

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  1. Mike on Sky Sports has boiled its Ashes coverage down to its purest and greatest form: Mike Atherton and Nasser Hussain standing there talking about what’s gone wrongDecember 19, 2025

    Agree. It's the best coverage of the best coverage. Top work as ever.

  2. Buttface on Sky Sports has boiled its Ashes coverage down to its purest and greatest form: Mike Atherton and Nasser Hussain standing there talking about what’s gone wrongDecember 19, 2025

    There are other means of watching the test matches live (TNT and Fox Sports - I splutter on the last,…

  3. Mike on Sky Sports has boiled its Ashes coverage down to its purest and greatest form: Mike Atherton and Nasser Hussain standing there talking about what’s gone wrongDecember 19, 2025

    At least if Alex Carey reaches three figures tomorrow he won't be the first player to register 100 in both…

  4. Ged Ladd on Sky Sports has boiled its Ashes coverage down to its purest and greatest form: Mike Atherton and Nasser Hussain standing there talking about what’s gone wrongDecember 19, 2025

    Yup. The same Oz broadcaster that deems Snicko adequate. The thought of counting Aussie batsmen’s nose hairs might well put…

  5. King Cricket on Still no Shoaib Bashir then. Do you remember when Ben Stokes used to back his spinners?December 19, 2025

    Yeah, we guess the sticking with players regardless of form has persisted - except for the one player, Bashir, who…

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