Why Andrew Symonds fell out with Michael Clarke

Andrew Symonds said:

“I did something silly with him one night and I suppose I was a bit disrespectful to him.”

What does that sound like to you? It sounds like it could only be one thing to us. What act is both silly and disrespectful? Ask yourself that.

It is abundantly clear to us that Andrew Symonds gave Michael Clarke a wedgie.


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5 Appeals

  1. I have my money on a ‘purple nurple’

  2. Maybe he sodomised him down the leg-side.

    You can thank Jrod for that one.

  3. Could he have been ogling Pup’s pups?

  4. Did Symonds make rabbit’s ears behind Clarke’s head during the team photo?

  5. Nipple gripple – that’s what he gave him – a nipple gripple.

    Either that or a flab grab.

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