Michael sent us this:
Can you imagine the excitement? A bat that massive and seemingly no fielders – cricket doesn’t get any better than that.
Scores would be massive! There’d be boundaries every ball!
As we understand it, this is what The People want.
We need to brand this form of cricket immediately. What shall we call it?
Update: This has reminded The Times’ Patrick Kidd of The Monster Bat Incident of 1771.