What in blazes? What, what… THE DICKENS is going on? An England player scores a one-day hundred. ANOTHER England player
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A sign that says ‘moron centre’
Tom says: “This is a picture of me pointing at a sign saying ‘moron centre’ whilst wearing the one-day shirt.
Continue readingGautam Gamhbir impersonates a cricket ball
Here we see Gautam Gambhir sidling up to a cricket ball in disguise. [At least we used to, but now
Continue readingAbdul Razzaq retires
Wizened, 27-year-old, schizophrenic batsman cum solid, dependable bowler, Abdul Razzaq, has retired from international cricket. There are two ways of
Continue readingDurham win first major competition
Durham batted relentlessly against Hampshire in the final of the Friends Provident Trophy. Almost every batsman who came to the
Continue readingRob Key inaugurates new site with a fine, fine hundred
Well that didn’t take long. What is it, our third proper update? Underrated, big-boned, monopoliser of our waking thoughts, Rob
Continue readingAdil Rashid hits maiden first-class hundred
With England fans understandably looking beyond the imminent one-day drubbing at the hands of India, the search for a second
Continue readingKent v Durham Pro40 match report
Lemon Bella’s sent in another match report: The day started off badly after I had to scrabble around under the
Continue readingMark Davies loaned to Nottinghamshire
Blond-maned, Nordic-looking understated overachiever from Durham, Mark Davies, has been loaned out to Nottinghamshire, who are suffering with injuries in
Continue readingWelcome to the new all-singing, all-dancing King Cricket
We never sing. We never dance. What do you think then? You think that it’s ‘much the same’ don’t you?
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