If we wanted to build a life-size replica of the Arndale Centre made out of press releases, we could do it at the minute. We’d have to print them all off first, obviously; and then we’d have to actually find a way of building the thing, but we’ve got the raw materials.
We’re having to ignore most of these press releases, but somehow the ones for the Mongoose cricket bat keep sneaking through.
Advice for people marketing products: Always, ALWAYS name your product after a small carnivore with a funny name.
This week’s press release highlight:
Lining up an onslaught as the innings reached its climax last night, Law was about to signal to the dressing room for the Mongoose when he was run out.