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October 9, 2023 England

Jos Buttler is lost in Dharamsala’s sandy outfield

2 minute readNot to get all Meatloaf about this, but England would do anything to save a run. But they won’t do that. No, they won’t do that. If you haven’t already seen, England are due to play in Dharamasala tomorrow. It’s possibly the most beautiful ground in the world if you

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October 6, 2023 England / New Zealand

By the largest of margins – but Devon Conway and Rachin Ravindra should be pacing themselves like, ooh, let’s say Dawid Malan

2 minute read2023 Cricket World Cup, Game 1, England v New Zealand There’s not much sign that New Zealand have many batters in form, while two of the three we’ve seen are clearly peaking too soon. England, in contrast, are pacing their ascent to top form beautifully. Starting here at ‘dogshit’, they

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September 18, 2023 England

No-one’s making Jason Roy stronger here with the way they’ve gone about this

5 minute readAin’t no bad news like the retraction of previously issued good news. Jason Roy had already given his relieved response to being included in England’s World Cup squad when he was later excluded from it. How are you feeling since the change of heart, Jase? Not great, we’d wager. Squad

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September 14, 2023 England / West Indies

Viv Richards deserves a respectful nod after Ben Stokes’ latest record

2 minute readA few weeks ago we asked whether Ben Stokes was definitely a better pick than Harry Brook in England’s World Cup squad. We drew no firm conclusions. Smashing 182 off 124 balls to break the record for the highest score by an England batter in a one-day international (ODI) probably

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September 13, 2023 England / Sri Lanka

Did you see… Achini Kulasuriya run out for 0?

2 minute read“Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear,” said Daniel Norcross on BBC commentary. “The throw’s come in at the non-striker’s end and there is dawdleage.” It’s hard to improve on that assessment. What was so remarkable about this dismissal is that it felt like the textbook, “yadda yadda yadda… and there’s

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September 11, 2023 England / New Zealand

Did you see… Glenn Phillips catch Moeen Ali?

2 minute readWe’re in the era of the boundary juggler. It was therefore quite refreshing to deploy an ‘oh wow’ for a good old diving catch yesterday, as Glenn Phillips briefly turned into a glider to dispatch Moeen Ali. England levelled the one-day series against New Zealand yesterday and in so doing

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August 22, 2023 England

Is Ben Stokes definitely a better pick than Harry Brook in England’s World Cup squad?

3 minute readBen Stokes came out of one-day retirement and immediately got picked for England’s World Cup squad. Of course he did – he’s Ben Stokes. Except he’ll be playing only as a batter. While he’s obviously extremely good at batting and capable of innings few others are… is he definitely, definitely

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August 10, 2023 England / Features / Uncategorized

Stuart Broad: Titan of Ridiculousness

6 minute readAnd so the greatest Test batter of all time has departed the game just four ducks short of Courtney Walsh’s all-time record with 39. To put that in context, the next highest tally by someone with a Test hundred to their name is Marvan Atapattu’s 22 – and that was

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August 8, 2023 England / Extras

But what about The Alternative Test Cricket World Championship? Who holds that title?

2 minute readThe what now? Come on, you remember: The Alternative Test Cricket World Championship. We did two or three blog posts about it on a different domain back in 2006. It’s the one that’s decided like a boxing title, where you can only become champions by beating the current champions. That’s

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August 3, 2023 England

In Ben Duckett and Zak Crawley England finally have an opening partnership that doesn’t play each ball on its merits

7 minute readPlayers and commentators talk a lot about playing each ball on its merits, but actually it’s not always that good an idea. Ben Duckett and Zak Crawley gave an illustration why in the 2023 Ashes. It’s a mad but completely true fact that England haven’t had a settled opening partnership

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    Yeah, well, that was that I suppose. Was so unimpressed that it's taken me to what would have been the…

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    I hope you’re not suggesting that Geoffrey’s mum could do better than that with a stick of rhubarb, Tim.

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    Merry Day After Boxing Day Testmas, JJE!

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